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Breaking News: Flatiron Freddy — the local, 38-year-old, weather prognosticating, stuffed marmot — was discovered missing from his usual tree stump today. In a surprise twist, Freddy arrived for his annual Groundhog Day appearance via dogsled, and under cloudy skies *failed to see his shadow* (cuz he’s dead), which means six more weeks of February. Happy Friday! 🦫#groundhogday #Colorado #marmot
